If he's so smart, how come he's dead? --- The other critics told me to be mean and you should always give in to peer pressure. --- I hope you cut me better than you did in these string beans. Oh I seem to be missing a piece of my ear. Touche.
God I hated weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying, "You're next!" They stopped it when I started doing it to them during funerals. - Caroline Jenny "Jill" Williams